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"I Am King" by Sean John
Stumped by what to give your egomaniac boyfriend on his birthday? Consider Sean John's (Sean Combs, a.k.a. P. Diddy) "I Am King" cologne, bursting with notes of sandalwood, orange and self-congratulation. And there's plenty more where that came from: "I Am King of the Night" is another Sean John scent available for narcissistic insomniacs.Photo courtesy of FragranceNet.com.
"Only Crazy" by Julio Iglesias
We have to give Julio some credit for his choice of words here; Only Crazy suggests that his craziness isn't really that big of a deal. As in: "I'm only crazy! I'm not a serial killer or anything. Just a little crazy, that's all." A more approachable name for the romantic scent might have been: "I Only Smell Like Warm Spices and Orange Blossoms."Photo courtesy of FragranceNet.com.
"Circus Fantasy" by Britney Spears
Britney really is just like us. Proof: her "Circus Fantasy" scent. Because what do women want to smell like? The circus, of course! Until she launched this scent, women everywhere had to cover themselves in popcorn, beer and elephant dung to properly mimic the sweet odor of the big top. Now we can have it all in just one bottle.Photo courtesy of FragranceNet.com.
"Harajuku Lovers Sunshine Cuties Lil' Angel" by Gwen Stefani
There seems to have been a bit of a language barrier between Gwen Stefani and her perfume maker. Was she trying to say "This fragrance smells like lemon, mandarin and pink rose"? Either way, we give her props for the cute bottle, but remain puzzled by the wordy name.Photo courtesy of ..
"Diavolo So Sexy" by Antonio Banderas
Was he thinking of the same devil we are? Red, scrawny, waving around that pitchfork? Yeah, not so sexy, Antonio. We don't care if it smells like a blend of citrus, sandalwood and moss, he's still got too much of a temper for us.Photo courtesy of FragranceNet.com.
"Fabulosity" by Kimora Lee Simmons
Kimora Lee Simmons can put the label "Fabulosity" on as many lines of clothing, shoes and perfume as she wants, but that still doesn't make it a word. And we just can't take it seriously—not a chanceosity. (Although we do admit that the scent's blend of juicy plum, orange blossom, tiger lily and forbidden fruit does sound nice.)Photo courtesy of .
"Cat Deluxe with Kisses" by Naomi Campbell
We have to assume that "Crazed Supermodel Who Threw a Cell Phone at Her Housekeeper" was already taken, so Campbell had to instead use this nonsensical moniker for her cardamom, berry and bergamot-blended fragrance. That, or she went to McDonald's and something went horribly wrong with her cheeseburger deluxe…Photo courtesy of Naomi-Campbell-Perfumes.com.
"Get Yours" by Ludacris
Rapper Ludacris certainly hit the nail on the head with his signature TAG body spray scent. In a competition for most literal and unimaginative product name, "Get Yours" wins by a margin against "Buy This" and "Go to the Cash Register."Photo courtesy of Drugstore.com.
"Unforgivable Woman" by Sean John
Like a real-life scarlet letter for the olfactory nerves, Sean John's "Unforgivable Woman" perfume will call attention to any lady in your life who has done you wrong. Just a few dabs behind the ear and—just like that—she'll be walking the streets in shame. To expedite conflict resolution, Diddy should include sample vials of "I Said I'm Sorry," free with every purchase.Photo courtesy of .
"Grabman" by Randy Moss
While we think we understand what New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss was getting at with the name of his cologne (grabbing the football?), it doesn't exactly endear itself to women.
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